I recently popped by a new boutique launched by a legendary upscale department store and learned that the only form of advertising the “cool and edgy” (EEK!) concept store employs is its pathetic attempt at a blog, infused with pop-culture rubbish about Britney’s latest hair color and Beyonce’s new single.While sneaking in a disco nap earlier today, I had a bizarre dream in which I was interviewing for a position at said department store. After being turned down, I lost my “cool as a fan” mentality and screeched, “how dare you turn me down for the job, your blog sucks!”
Needless to say, all ended well and I had quite the realization: Peach is back, baby!
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