Windowlicker

A verbatim text message transcript from Saturday evening:

MY MOTHER: Turning heads red your new polish

ME: Haha. This week I discovered all the boys love russian roulette even when most of its chipped off! xoxo.

MY MOTHER: Guys r crzy

ME: Total bozos

MY MOTHER: You crack me up but i think this new essie fall color is a windowlicker

[Essie nail polish in "Turning Heads Red," $8 at Essie Boutique]

Windowlicker - from the French for window shopping: faire du lèche-vitrine - appears on Tuesday and Thursdays at 10am EST-ish.