She Always Says The Right Thing

So it turns out the vintage gown didn't fit my sister (I gave her the "Faucci" instead) -- it was one of those crazy eights that's more like a size four. Luckily, it found an owner who looks like it was made for her, and best of all, I knew it was a perfect fit when she pronounced it, "so 'Madame X.'" And it is.