Overheard at Maison de Lux...

 me:i got a cute jacket

 before croatia

 but only cuz my mom returned something and gave me the credit

 it's fake lamb

 a fake lamb bolero

1:08 PM msjenbekman: oooh

 me: i wear it sprawled on my fake chinchilla bedspread

 and drive the boys mad

 with my webcam

 psyche

 i oughta do that tho

 msjenbekman: lol

 me: then i could shop at saks

1:09 PM new business plan

 msjenbekman: haha

1:10 PM me: typing as fast as i can

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