#1 Spokesperson

Teenage Unicorn attends a Sanrio "Breakfast with Hello Kitty":

"Apparently Lisa Loeb is Hello Kitty's spokesperson. She "could not be with us this morning," so they had a video of her greeting us and telling us how rad Hello Kitty is. She also told us that we only hear what what we want to, and that she's only hearing negative, no, no, no. And then she, she turned the radio up! She turned the radio on! And this woman was singing her song, lover's in love and--. (ok, I'll stop now.)"