Shake It, Don't Break It

Baby, I wanted to scold you about the lack of entries for The Lux Lotus 52 Project Challenge, I really did, but then I realized that you're as lazy and louche as I am, and that's what brought us together. After all, I've been to about a dozen parties since the first call, and yet I never did get it together enough to complete enticingly simple project #23.

Here's the new deal: The person who emails me the best excuse for why you simply couldn't be bothered to enter the contest wins the prize pack of juicy 52 Projects + Friend of Lux Lotus goodness, which I'd be happy to ship anywhere in the world. Deadline: Wednesday at noon.

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[Michelle]

I had to troll the internet for a pumpkin pie recipe to take to the family gathering Thursday, the criteria being that it can't take more than half an hour to make, can't require more than 3 ingredients, and can't require me to use any fancy utensils.

Oscar (iamoscar.blogspot.com) was pulling down the fireplace screen and eating the latest issue of Time Out New York.

The deadline for the novel-in-progress contest I'm judging is...TODAY!

I have three complete episodes of THE OFFICE on TIVO, all of which demand immediate attention.