Welcome to the Human Race
Have you ever been, say, on the telephone with someone and he or she said something to you that was sooo jerky that you were like, "Did I seriously dial numbers in order to have this conversation?" Yes, darling, you did.
It's moments like those (and thankfully they are quite rare) that I theoretically wish I were a mermaid. I mean, I am sure life under the sea would entail all sorts of issues I can't even imagine, but wouldn't this be a much more lovely scenario?
[Illustrations by Wendy Davenport]
Related from the LL Archives:
Mermaids, Gypsies, and a Warrior Queen
All The Pretty Pictures
sure there would be issues but how uptight can you get under the sea sponge bob square pants would be perk enough for me
Posted by: rohn | July 27, 2005 at 01:46 AM
Well, there is always what I like to call the cranky conversational abberration. I think everyone's a bit guilty of this from time to time.
Posted by: ed | July 27, 2005 at 12:33 PM
saw this site and thought you might like:
http://www.squareamerica.com/
Posted by: cory | July 27, 2005 at 10:40 PM
Thank you all -- Rohn, Ed, and Cory - - for the refreshing sense of perspective, which was exactly what I needed! xx, L.
Posted by: Editor | July 28, 2005 at 12:56 AM
play some mermaid games on www.orisinal.com
Posted by: i love u LC | July 29, 2005 at 11:57 PM