The Smart Set: February 28 - March 6

This week's edition of the Smart Set, my weekly round-up of fear and loathing New York's noteworthy cultural events at premiere literary weblog, MaudNewton.com, is now available for your perusal:

TUESDAY, 3.1: If Andy Warhol were organizing a panel today, a few deeply superficial people would get together for oh, 15 minutes or so, to talk shop -- and the latest issue of Star or New Beauty magazine , no doubt -- and then the party would start. Instead, The Kitchen "brings together scholars, biographers, and distinguished Factory alumni to discuss how Warhol's conversations and physical presence reflected and influenced his art, thinking, and public image." Yawn; see you in the bathroom. 7:00pm, $8.

There are six more where that came from -- ostensibly right here.